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I cook a delicious onion stew, without any chilli peppers.
I want the CIA
The fools made some severe mistakes in how they hosted secret websites. People were killed as a result, and I think they could outsource this to me and do much better. I also think at this point with some of the political content I host they will one day see this blog post.
If you are a low level CIA blog analyst you should consider buying an account, and a relay since apparently Tor is too much trouble for you. If I can protect drug lords, lolicon peddlers, and jihadists then I can accomodate you.
Maybe I am a bit big-headed and mad with power at this point. Yet I do love a challenge, and you guys are being far too easy on me.
If you're not going to take me out, at least buy me out.
I also promise to everyone else I will not let the CIA dictate policy here. My values and ways will always remain the same. I in fact now am married to a very rich man. But still, I will host your degeneracy and ease your paranoia for prices starting at $12 US dollars.
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